Marvelous Melon Made For Pop Evil

Pop Evil recently played a show up in the cities, and also sort-of near us, in Fond Du Lac, Wisconsin.   Backstage someone created a beautiful watermelon for the boys.  I bet somebody spent a lot of time dealing with this melon.  Why didn't we think to make them one of these?  Probably because I don't know how, I know it wouldn't be nearly as fantastic.