Banana

Ladies: You're given 30 seconds to make two bananas disappear by any means necessary. How do you do it?

I have heard of some rather strange objects being used as weapons, but a banana?  36 year old Phillip Joseph Smolinsky was arrested on New Year's Day in Florida and charged with domestic battery and resisting arrest without violence.  Him and his wife had been fighting and he claims that she threw the banana at him, and her story is that he threw the banana at her...