These Are the Ultimate Halloween Scare Effects

You want to scare the hell out of the neighborhood kids? These would probably do it. I started out calling them "decorations" but they're much more than that.

I'm not mechanically inclined. When it comes to Halloween, I'm good at going to the store and buying the stupid little "boo" decorations you hang in the window.

No, I could never be THIS creative.

In the first one, it looks like they built a crate and put a TV screen in it. Maybe I could do that but I certainly could make the sides move like that. Check it out.

Then I saw this one circulating last year. If I walk up to someones porch and this comes flying at me, two things are going to happen. I'm gonna need a new pair of shorts and the owner is gonna have a big mess to clean up.