The 8 Levels of Minnesota Anger
I found this on the Twitters (here), and it's good, but they've misnamed it. Maybe on purpose, since that's passive-aggressive and exactly what we'd do.
Here's the original list.
And here's mine...
THE 8 LEVELS OF MINNESOTA ANGER
- 8 “Woah woah woah”
- 7 “Wouldjya just hold your horses, OK?”
- 6 “Jeez Louise”
- 5 “Oh fer pity's sake”
- 4 “Look, now...”
- 3 “Well, now wait a minute”
- 2 “Jeez!” (no mention of Louise and an exclamation point, you see.).
- 1 “Listen here, pal”
SOMETHING ELSE I THINK WE NEED TO CLEAR UP
Is it "bags" or is it "cornhole"?
There's no way most of us want to say, "Let's play a game of cornholing!" Bags sounds nice. "Cornhole" sounds either impossible "Get these niblets, one at a time, thru the hole!" or inapropro, "Did you do your cornhole stretching, then Bob?"
I rest my case. We play BAGS here in Minnesota.
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