Jean Claude VanWHO!?!?

Yeah. That's right! Move over Jean Claude VanSHUTTHEHELLUP! There's a new sheriff in town....and his name is CHUCK NORRIS! Perhaps you've heard of him. You know, the guy that CHUCKburned the sun......The guy that grew a beard at the age of 18......seconds! yeah, that Chuck Norris. You've been outdone, Jean Claude VanDUMB!

Sure, I'll admit, I was impressed with your Volvo commercial that you did. I mean, c'mon....who wouldn't be?

That was pretty amazing....But it's NOTHING compared to what Chuck Norris did.

Yeah. That's right. Take a back seat, Jean Claude VanLOSER.....and let the MASTER drive!

Side note** I know the Chuck Norris one isn't real. The Jean Claude VanDamme video though.....that IS real and it was done in one take  and it's AMAZING.