Illinois Man Arrested in School Parking Lot With Lotion and a Towel
When the weird gets trumped by the even more weird, it's totally worth putting on our website. This fella ain't right in the head. It's one of those, ship him away forever things...This guy (I think) should burn.
Dateline, Belleville Illinois Township High School East...get ready to lose your lunch! SG
A bottle of Suave lotion and a pink towel that took on it's own form and "solid" shape was found at the scene of the crime...Putting 55 year old Curtis Hutchings behind bars, for being a complete sicko.
So it was Oct 2013 in Bellviille Township, IL....just opposite the main entrance to Belleville Township High School East...brace yourself for this one folks.
Curtis Hutchings who is transgender, was sitting in his car (a Chevrolet Monte Carlo) watching the prom couples enter the school and let's just say, "entertaining" himself. Got all that, still following along? O.K., get ready...Cops approached the car where Curtis was wearing a strapless pink tutu-style dress and high heels. On the floorboard of the passenger seat, a "crusty" pink towel and a bottle of Suave hand lotion...Busted "red" handed, or something. The arresting officer described Mr. Hutching's hands as “greasy and shiny.” O.K., I think we will stop here.
So what are the charges for such a piece of garbage?
Here are the charges that Curtis was busted for:
Felony public indecency (this whole thing was near a school)
$5000 fine and and sent away without his crusty evidence.
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