Umm, I Don’t Think That’s Blood on Her Neck

Asos.com is selling a Halloween choker that's supposed to look like blood...but...well, let's just say it looks like something else. I think they had good intentions when putting this Halloween choker on the market but it struck me as odd.

It glows in the dark so It's probably a cool little conversation piece. But, if you show up to a bar Halloween party wearing this and it's not dark, you've got an embarrassing situation to explain.

I've seen enough horror movies to know that it certainly doesn't look like blood. I've also seen enough porn to know what it DOES look like. Have a look for yourself and you be the judge.

If you'd like to buy one for yourself, it only costs $8.50 AND there's free shipping and returns. Check out Asos.com