These Google Play Store Comments Are Hilarious

Android users, have you ever read the comments people leave on some apps in the Google Play Store? HI-Larious! These comments come from an update to the app "Android System Webview." I have no idea what this app does, even after reading the description. Before I download any app, I read through the comments and see what people are saying about the update to make sure it works by reading their feedback.

After seeing I had an update due, and since I didn't know what it was, I started to read the comments and this is what I saw. Naturally, I downloaded immediately after reading these comments. Will any of this happen to me? I hope so.