The Slide Was Closed. Can You Guess Why?

Damn! When I was a kid, we had a stupid curly slide that you'd go down and one other slide that was just straight, no bumps, like this one. YIKES!And when you'd go down it, it was HOT and your legs ( if you wore shorts)  would stick to the metal and make a loud screeching noise all the way down and it would hurt like hell.

Check out this guy. That had to hurt pretty good.