Guys, I have a confession to make. There's a small part of me that's always been jealous of women having purses. Why don't we get to have purses? Before you make fun of me, take a second to really think about how awesome it would be to keep all of your manly stuff in one convenient bag. No more stuffing your car keys inside your jean pocket! You could even keep an Emergency Sandwich with you at all times - the possibilities would be endless.

But while Man Purses probably won't become a thing in Rochester, I am pleased to announce the next best thing. Introducing...

Courtesy of Reynolds Consumer Products
Courtesy of Reynolds Consumer Products

The Reynolds Wrap Hunger Harness. It's like a feed bag strapped to your chest! It includes a thermal pouch to keep food warm, plus an "integrated food tray that turns you into a human table." There's even a freakin' dip holder. Genius.

The best part? It's only FIVE DOLLARS. Order yours today!

Source: Thrillist

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