From Zero to Soccer Dad in 2.1 Seconds

So, I had to take my truck in to have some work done on it and I told the service dept, that I needed a loaner car...well, I got me a van and a WHOLE lot more responsibilities.

Apparently, after work now, I have to:

• Pick up Billy from school and drop him off at soccer practice
• Take Katelyn to her dance practice
• Pick up groceries
• Take a load of old clothes to Goodwill
• Take the boyscout troop to their meeting
• Get the dog to the vet
• Pick up a "Baby on Board" window thingy
• Apply a "My son is on the honor roll" bumper sticker
• Get the stick figure family on the back of the window
• Move to the suburbs
• Pile everyone in the van for a picnic this weekend
• Plan a trip halfway across the country to see the grandparents
• Then finally, abandon all of my hopes and dreams and live out the rest of my days repeating the above steps.

I WANT MY TRUCK BACK!

Maybe tomorrow.