Coldplay, NFL? Really?

Dear NFL,

Of all the bands you could have chosen to play halftime of the Super Bowl, you chose Coldplay? Coldplay?!?! Really!?!? A while ago, I heard the goal of whomever it is that plans the halftime show, is to attract more female viewers. Do you really think that women aren't already watching the biggest game of the year? Of course they are! I know very few women that don't watch football.

Stop trying to appeal to women. You've got them already. And if they don't watch football now, they're not going to just because you've added some crap band to do the halftime show. I would bet that those men and women that don't watch football during the regular season, are still going to watch the Super Bowl for the commercials and I can guarantee that the commercials will certainly be more entertaining than ANYTHING Coldplay will do.

And by the way, your viewer numbers are already HUGE anyway. Every year, the Super Bowl is the most watched program for that week. In fact, 111 MILLION people watched it last year. Cripes! Isn't that enough?

Coldplay? Coldplay's version of football, actually uses feet and a soccer ball! Go home NFL. You're drunk.

Here is my Top 5 of bands that I think would be a hell of a lot better than Coldplay and would draw a huge viewing audience. First, AC/DC is a no-brainer. That's why they're not on my list.