Chick Almost Loses an Eye Smashing Her Own Face in a Cake

Holy cow! That was close. Apparently a little drunk and celebrating her 30th birthday, Kiki Ruthless Rad Rocker (as she goes by on YouTube) went to put her own face in her birthday cake and almost lost an eye?

Unbeknownst to Kiki, to keep the cake from falling over, the baker put a wooden dowel in the middle of it.

Well, instead of her friends hitting her in the face with the cake, she decided to do it herself.

WARNING: This is BRUTAL. Luckily, she ended up with just a black eye.

Let this be a lesson to ALL of us: If you don't know where your cake has been, you probably shouldn't try to smash your face into it...