BREAKING NEWS: Rochester Now Has A Cookie Dough Food Truck
THIS IS NOT A DRILL, PEOPLE. You can now buy raw cookie dough from a food truck during your lunch break. I was walking downtown today to grab a quick lunch when this caught my eye:
Seconds after spotting the food truck, my face did this:
So yeah, this was happening. I forget exactly where, but I once read a motivational poster that said, “When you’re about to eat a normal lunch but suddenly have the opportunity to eat cookie dough instead, eat the cookie dough.” It was a big poster. I walked over to the truck. There was already a small crowd behind it (probably because of the cookie dough), so I got in line, excited over how much I would soon be hating myself for having eaten candy for lunch. For $6, you can get a cup of flavors like Chip Wrecked, Reece’s With-A-Spoon, or Birthday Cake.
I was quietly debating on getting the 6-pack for $10 (because I’m a disgusting human being) when I tragically noticed “CASH ONLY” on the whiteboard. Today, of all days, I did not have any cash. Sigh.
Next time, Cookie Dough Food Truck. Next time.
FYI, Dough Boys is on 2nd Ave SW between 3rd and 2nd St SW in downtown Rochester. Bring cash.