5 Things That Are Worse Than Watching the Twins Right Now

Let's face it. The Twins are off to a terrible start. It could always be worse... or could it? Here are five things that are worse than watching the Twins play baseball right now:

1
Getting Punched in the Face
Unless you're some sort of sadistic perv, getting punched in the face sucks. Although, I think I'd rather get punched in the face than watch a Browns game. Or the Twins right now!
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2
Getting Your Junk Stuck in Your Zipper
Although, there would be less blood watching a Twins game, the pain would be about equal.
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3
Being Tasered
I've never been tased but I have seen a Twins game this year. This one is a toss up.
4
Being Johnny Manziel
This guy had a chance to be a top quarterback in the NFL, but he got thrown into the league a little early. Doesn't want to learn. Now he has no team but he IS partying...so maybe it's not so bad being Johnny Manziel.
5
Smelling Someone Else's Fart
Sure, you can handle your own brand, but when someone else does lets one go, it's not funny and they should burn in hell! (Unless it's me doing it to you!)

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