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We're just a few weeks away from Halloween in Rochester, and you've probably noticed the hype starting to build. Some people already have their costumes all picked out and ready to go. Others are desperately trying to come up with something creative that will blow everyone away at the party.

But not you! No, you're different. You don't really care about Halloween! At least not enough to spend a lot of time and brain power coming up with a super original and creative costume. Because that just seems like a whole lot of work, man!

But for those of you who find yourselves in a situation where you have to dress up this year, I've got you covered. Because these are five of my favorite lazy Rochester Halloween costumes for my fellow slackers out there!

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Be careful wearing this one around small children. You might accidentally terrify them with this incredibly scary costume. Oooooo....spooky!

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No matter what your gender is, just pair this hoodie with some cut-off jean shorts and you are set, my friend! They also have t-shirts available, but I'd go with the hoodie so you can stay warm and comfortable.

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Out of all the costumes, this one is the most Rochester. Seriously. A lot of orange out there.

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Here's the PERFECT group costume idea for you and your fellow lazy friends!

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If you're a slacker who also happens to be very tall...BOOM!

Happy Halloween!