April Fool’s? Not So Fast…

So, I am enjoying a delicious strawberry cigar in my garage this morning and I hear some ruckus in my driveway. Mmmm, what could it be? Garbage man? Jeff Cecil? Nope. It was a tow truck trying to make off with my Nissan Titan! Damn it, Cecil!

But wait, Jeff Cecil wasn't involved! This tow truck driver had been up since 2 a.m. and had the way wrong address! Really? On April Fool's day? WOW! What are the odds? Good thing I was up early!