Tim "The Hitman" Hartt

I have never been so hungry that I would actually do this, but maybe someone I know might! Not mentioning any names! Ahhh, J.C... and no, that doesn't stand for Jesus in this case! Check out the link below!

Someone noticed that in the most recent J.C. Penney catalog, they're selling a woman's skirt with a flower on it. But since it's a white skirt with an abstract pink and purple flower right over the crotch, it looks A LOT like it's, um, the woman's special lady time and she had a really embarrassing accident. A p...

So, I am enjoying a delicious strawberry cigar in my garage this morning and I hear some ruckus in my driveway. Mmmm, what could it be? Garbage man? Jeff Cecil? Nope. It was a tow truck trying to make off with my Nissan Titan! Damn it, Cecil...

So I don't take a lot of selfies, but if I did, it would be hard to top this one! This MIGHT just be the craziest selfie anyone's ever taken, and that's not an exaggeration. A man named Seif Eldin Mustafa hijacked an EgyptAir flight from Alexandria to Cairo yesterday morning because he wanted to see his ex-wife in Cyprus...