Ummmm…..I Have No Words….but I Do Love Me Some Imitation Crab Meat

This (alleged) Craigslist ad was sent via text to my phone. I can't speak as to its authenticity but.....I've seen some funky stuff on Craigslist......so, I'm pretty sure it's legit.This just may be the BEST ever.

I think a correction needs to be made.....you can NEVER have too much imitation crab meat.

Then of course, if you're ever looking for some extra belly button lint, this next one is your guy. All you have to do is trade him a Harley or a muscle car.

And finally, if you're looking for a paper weight, this mom has one for you.