"To the lady who came into the bakery yesterday demanding a vanilla cake with blue frosting RIGHT NOW, I’m sorry. That’s not how things work. Then you proceed to scream “YOU GUYS SUCK”..."
"When you bat...growing up what does every dad say? 'Keep your eye on the ball.' And I can't do that. But when you're pitching, it is important to be lined up correctly and a lot of people do that visually. From my understanding and my hour and a half of experience last night, I think this is very doable without vision and I had that confirmed for me last night."