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Man, this is bad. Like, really, REALLY bad. You wouldn't think that the line "I cannot believe you committed suicide" could be delivered so poorly, but alas, here's proof! And in case you want to see the rest of this masterpiece, it's from the movie "Fateful Findings...

A dog bite + reconstructive cosmetic surgery = pubes growing from your face? Source: E! & Jezebel

Eighty eight year old Norman Kenney won't stop fighting foxes. Source: WGME & Twitter

There are some graffiti vandals in Tempe who are spraying all kinds of vulgar graffiti around the city & the locals aren't having it. Source: ABC15

Two morons in Mississippi got arrested on Monday after trying to cash a fake $100,000 winning lottery ticket. And once you see the ticket, you'll quickly see the issue. Lottery officials said that it was pretty obvious the ticket was fake because all they did was super glue the winner numbers onto it before attempting to cash it in...

Next time you think about taking a long bathroom break at work, be happy you don't work at this place! This picture was posted on a Reddit thread recently. Apparently, management at this company felt that employees were taking bathroom breaks that lasted too long and wanted to crack down with "smell checks" after long trips to the restroom...

A mom of five kids admitted she's addicted to eating......baby powder. YUCK. Lisa Anderson said she started eating baby powder in 2004 and you won't believe how much she says she eats a day and how much money she's spent on her...um...unusual cravings...

At some point you've probably had a crazy landlord, but have you ever had one so crazy they'd smear feces on their face and blame it on you? Source: Miami Herald

Wayyyy too many wiener jokes. Or were there?