Guy Breaks Into House and Acts Like Me

Florida - 22 year old Jacob Miller was still asleep on the couch when the cops were arrived. 

The homeowners came home to find chicken bones and beer bottles scattered all over the kitchen floor and the would be robber sleeping on the couch.

When he woke up, he told the cops that he "needed a place to stay" and didn't answer any more of their questions.

He was charged with burglary and theft...and, go figure, he had warrants out for his arrest.