Forget Trump and Clinton. THIS is the President We Need

After watching the debates last night, I got to thinking, there has to be someone else that can run this country.  And sure enough, there is and his name is Joe Exotic.

If you're like me, you're tired of seeing everyone talk about Trump or Hillary. Their candidate is better than yours and vice versa. It's getting old and there's an alternative.

Meet Joe Exotic.

• He's got a gun
• He refuses to wear a suit
• He's not cutting his hair
• He's had kinky sex
• He has tried drugs

If anything, he's honest. (Some NSFW language)