Chicago, Illinois is a tremendous place to visit (especially in the Summer) but this weekend the Second City will become an unimaginably awful place for regular people just trying to see a museum, a show, or a ball game...
Never underestimate the sense of humor of an Illinoisan. Don't believe me? You need to see a message one homeowner near Chicago put on their roof over 15 years ago that is directed at pilots, airline passengers and satellites. It's special.
The park boasts a massive 58-acre area, filled with 32 different water slides, 43 private cabanas, and an impressive selection of 11 dining options to choose from.