If you were looking for a professionally written news article, you've come to the wrong place. Hi, my name is Samm, and I am a 12-year-old boy at heart. Plus, there's just so much fun to be had with a title like that! ^^^ I know, I'm such a pain in the butt.

Yes, Kiester is a town. They actually filmed a Preparation H commercial there. Isn't that awesome you guys? Ok, sorry, you may actually want to know the story. Well, two people have been charged with four felony counts of drug possession after 5 pounds of marijuana was found in their Kiester home...  Let's get to the bottom of this.

According to Southern Minnesota Today, "their home and vehicle were searched by a deputy with the Faribault County Sheriff’s Department on September 13th. He found marijuana, marijuana wax, pills including ecstasy, codeine, and oxycodone; along with a handgun, a digital scale, a bong, and other drug paraphernalia." That is a quote from a news article because let's be real, I can't get through this one on my own trying to be serious. Aren't we all still laughing at the headline? Tush`e.

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