For years, Topper’s has been one of my go-to spots for my favorite kind of comfort food. When I’m feeling like a pile or have a long day of watching football ahead of me, that usually means it’s time for a big order. So I was thrilled when I found out that Toppers is in Rochester. The Mac ‘N Cheese Pizza has long been my (wait for it) top choice, but that was until I recently discovered they now have a Buffalo Chicken Mac ‘N Cheese Pizza. The moment I saw it, I knew I had to place an order.

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What I love about this pizza is how it technically combines three different types of comfort food: Buffalo Chicken, Mac ‘N Cheese, and ‘za. Well, four if you include the essential ranch dipping sauce. It’s heavenly. It’s like the opposite of a really bad breakup. In your mouth.

The chicken has a little kick to it, but it blends in really well with the nacho cheese sauce. And again, because I’m a disgusting human being, all of that blends in with the ranch dipping sauce. So yeah, you’re basically getting a full-course meal in one sitting. Super healthy, I’m sure.

The only warning I’ll give you with this pizza is that unless your stomach is lined with adamantium, you’re going to pay for it the next day. It’s given me some heartburn and a few other moments where my body is going, “Dude, what did you do to me last night?!”

Will any of this stop me from ordering it again? Nope! Five stars.