First of all, ****NOT SAFE FOR WORK LANGUAGE****

Cool? Cool. Now that we got that out of the way, I just came across a humorous and topical video I had to share. A lot of people have been upset about that viral video involving a passenger getting bloodied up and dragged off a United Airlines flight. Which, yeah, pretty awful. It's hard not to eventually wonder what you would do if you were in that situation (I would probably just get up and leave, but be super passive-aggressive about the whole thing).

So just in case you ever find yourself in a situation like that, this video gives a humorous look at some handy MMA techniques you can try from renowned fighters Ryron and Rener Gracie. But again, yeah, don't ever do this. Mostly because it's important to treat all officers with respect, and also because I haven't currently found a video about how to defend yourself in prison. Just trying to look out for you over here. Check out the video below, and again - NSFW language: