THIS IS NOT A DRILL, PEOPLE. You can now buy raw cookie dough from a food truck during your lunch break. I was walking downtown today to grab a quick lunch when this caught my eye:

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Seconds after spotting the food truck, my face did this:

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So yeah, this was happening. I forget exactly where, but I once read a motivational poster that said, “When you’re about to eat a normal lunch but suddenly have the opportunity to eat cookie dough instead, eat the cookie dough.” It was a big poster. I walked over to the truck. There was already a small crowd behind it (probably because of the cookie dough), so I got in line, excited over how much I would soon be hating myself for having eaten candy for lunch. For $6, you can get a cup of flavors like Chip Wrecked, Reece’s With-A-Spoon, or Birthday Cake.

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I was quietly debating on getting the 6-pack for $10 (because I’m a disgusting human being) when I tragically noticed “CASH ONLY” on the whiteboard. Today, of all days, I did not have any cash. Sigh.

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Next time, Cookie Dough Food Truck. Next time.

FYI, Dough Boys is on 2nd Ave SW between 3rd and 2nd St SW in downtown Rochester. Bring cash.