Best News Of The Day: You Can Now Buy $50 Kegs Of Ranch Dressing
It’s been said that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. Ladies, I’m here to tell you that not only is this true, but it can now be done for just $50. Because I am pretty sure that I’m ready to immediately drop to one knee and propose to whoever buys me an entire keg of ranch dressing. That’s a thing now!
— KDKA (@CBSPittsburgh) November 7, 2017
Yes, Hidden Valley is now selling 5-liter kegs of ranch dressing for fifty bucks. Luckily, each keg is said to contain a special coating that keeps my favorite pizza dipping sauce fresh
and definitely healthy.
If you’re interested, they’re currently taking pre-orders and will be start shipping their wonderful, glorious product after December 11.
Who wants to do the world’s grossest keg stand with me?